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I forgot about that whole episode!

How could I? Am I losing my mind or what?

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"Not your fault. Too many episodes, sigh."

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<<TYPING FURIOUSLY>>

REMEBMER 2ND LAAAAATE DECAAAAF!!

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“But she took all of her own stuff...”

“and rushed out of the house without a word?”

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"not even a text afterward."

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“I haven’t seen one of those in years…”

[Enthusiastically flips open Nokia flip-phone with thumb]

“I gotta one of these!”

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"Yes, you do! I mean, did you even see the new Samsung ad??"

YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfEuBb8MFZg

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That’s so good!

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"Nobody's ever heard of that."

"It's common knowledge."

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"Ugh, people always think it's common knowledge when *they* know something. Shows what they think of themselves."

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So he called him and asked. NOOOOOOO! REALLY?!!!

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