To buy a copy of John Berger’s “Ways of Seeing” at Goodwill (that had been owned by a person who bought it new in December of 1997 in a Barnes & Noble, never read it, & was donated to Goodwill after their death), own it for 12 years, & never read it.
Why did the human cross the road? To get to the cactus shop, of course—because sometimes, you just need a prickly friend and a little extra green in your life!
Why did the human cross the road?
Well, there is this really quite darling little kitten on the other side (which is actually a baby raccoon….Surprise!).
Ha! Curiosity the Raccoon!
👌exactly
why did the human cross the road?
To gather his future self, so he could get some 'inside' tips.
You know what, I'm pretty sure future him was waiting there.
Why did the human cross the road?
To have existential dread on the other side.
Fresh existential dread is always preferable to same old same old.
So that we could comment on his choice🙂
He did it for us!
To buy a copy of John Berger’s “Ways of Seeing” at Goodwill (that had been owned by a person who bought it new in December of 1997 in a Barnes & Noble, never read it, & was donated to Goodwill after their death), own it for 12 years, & never read it.
The tradition of tsundoku (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsundoku) continues...!
Coffee
To get a new perspective of his world
Quite literally I have done that a few times. 🙌
Why did the human cross the road?
Because he'd feel quite silly just standing there all day watching the world go by.
It's a big world out there!
why did the person cross the road ? to see if indeed, there is a chicken in the cactus shop..
Did he find it??
To leave hate under the rock.
Where it belongs. 🤜
Because his sister had already zeroed out the neighboring two roads, and he was in no mood to let her win city-tac-toe again
City-tac-toe! 🤯🤯🤯
Why did the human cross the road? To get to the cactus shop, of course—because sometimes, you just need a prickly friend and a little extra green in your life!
A ... Cactus shop?! 🤔🤔
Why did the human cross the road? To get to the human on the other side.
Gotta make those connections!
Why did the human cross the road? To sit in the coffee shop and draw another road-crosser. A great chain of sneaky art!
Haha and maybe we would draw each other across the street!
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Ugh, I hate it when that happens!
Why did the human cross the road?
Well, the side he's on looks lonely...
Actually that IS as good a reason as any to cross a road...